Quotes of the Day

(J-- teaching me how to make STRONG coffee)
J--: "You fill 'er up and grind it until it's like..."
Me: "..powder?"
J--: "Yeah! Until you can snort it!"
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H--: "I tell my bird 'go poopy now' before I pick her up."
D--: "And does she?"
H--: "Yeah. All my birds are potty trained"
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Y--: "You know it's trouble when the kids see daddy drinking at 9am"
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S--: "I think my ochem TA thinks I'm retarded. The first day of lab, I lite my hand on fire twice."
K: "It's ok, my group lite the table on fire."
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[Giant mosquito in DL]
*S-- trying to close the window*
Me: "wait! wait! "*try to shoo mosquito out*
*Mosquito tries to attack me*
*A-- comes into the rescue and smooshes it in his binder*
*opens binder*
Everybody: "ewwwww..."
*A-- flings dead mosquito off the paper*
N--:" Right behind my chair. Thanks."
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This isn't from today, but it's memorable
[in ochem lab]
[i was doing a chromic acid test--flame turned green]
Girl across from my lab bench: "she so had green."
Me: "what? did you say 'she's so hungry'?"
Girl: LOL! "No! I said 'she so HAD GREEN'" LOL!
Me: "oh...yeah. I mishear people a lot. that'd be weird if you just go up to someone and be like 'hey! you're burning copper! you must be hungry!'"